My only complaint is that there wasn’t more gravel...

It seems like every exercise in the gym is just about butts now. Fitness goals used to be about losing your butt. Now it’s just about maxing the junk in your trunk. I think chiro’s are excited about the future business #bendthatspine #allaboutthebackbend

The only problem I have with Zwift is that they are leaving money on the table. Plug in some generators and bamn, they’ll take over as the worlds largest power network #simplesolitionsbysimplebrains #idiocracy #freemoney

Women’s Cadel’s was epic! Thanks @mcewenrobbie for sacrificing his phone for our viewing. Hope you invoice @CadelOfficial for a new one 😂

I just took at nap. Then woke up 3.5hours later. I’m either now to be amazing or I’m already kaput!

Ran into @CadelOfficial yesterday and had a little chat about @CadelRoadRace and the new course https://t.co/ZB5oy6gnjj

Cadel with a K, Koala 🐨 impressions, beaches, bike tricks all on the @TeamCOFIDIS training ride https://t.co/ZB5oy6gnjj

For me, one of the finest, fairest and inflammatory minds Australia has ever produced. Thank you for being you @timminchin https://t.co/QwM5SGHcHf

RT @pelotonbrief: Help out bushfire relief in Australia by bidding on signed jerseys from riders at @tourdownunder ! A few days left to bid…

This has my attention https://t.co/0sF9GPvuTE

I frikkin love this! All the teams and riders getting behind the cause. We want to respect the towns we ride through who were affected by these fires, so we want to show our solidarity and support. Get bidding, these are some special jerseys that come with warm fuzzies 🙌 https://t.co/VwODLRL1Xv

Oooooo la la, so bello
https://t.co/63CPv3nMV5

Does anybody know of a Fizik dealer in Adelaide? Broken BOA strap 😅
Need help 🙌

RT @katushacycling: Our staff, our family. Thank you all for the endless dedication. Full gallery: https://t.co/R3Z1r5590V https://t.co/RWd…

My paint brush is my cadence and my canvas? The grupetto...
I love this guy:) https://t.co/3cZWaN8uDz

It’s my expert opinion that the worlds worst smell is only a day away. The Xmas prawn leftovers in wheelie bins have 24hrs of baking until we are overwhelmed by their horrid stench #prayforus #prawnstank